Don’t worry i know what i’m doing
Artist Paul Ribera decided to ruin all of childhoods with warped and strung out versions of 90’s cartoons. Have fun trying to sleep ever again.
pleased to meet you i’m birb
Jackie was deeply relaxed. The back massage from Morgan was unexpected, but appreciated. It had been a terribly stressful week at work and even though they often competed against each other, Jackie figured there must be some camaraderie from suffering together.
Little did Jackie realize, but Morgan had special abilities most people didn’t even consider to exist. Women like her had to be careful about their use, but in recent years there were less witch hunts in the developed world. Most people ended up searching for scientific explanations to the minor things women like her did.
Jackie still believed it was a simple back massage, but her blouse had disappeared minutes ago and Morgan was deeply concentrating on once and for all cutting her rival down to size to clear a path for her own advancement.
Morgan softly chanted as she rubbed Jackie’s chest. Slowly, poor Jackie’s body began to change. Her modest chest swelled and formed into incredibly firm, large and very obviously fake tits. Jackie would be unable to hide them, even if she tried. However, Morgan ensured she wouldn’t have the chance to try. She’d always find herself compelled to flaunt them and show them off, and she’d never be able to explain to anyone how it all happened.
Jackie would forever be defined by her chest, not her intellect or skills. People would make instant assumptions of her. It was doubtful she’d rise much higher in the company now.
Morgan peeked over Jackie’s shoulders and gave the spell a few more moments before grinning and leaving the room. As much as she wished she could be there for Jackie’s reaction, it was far too dangerous. She had a bright future to think of, after all.
|—||Chuck Palahniuk (via bonlver)|
I been drankin..I been drankin..I get filthy when dat liqua get into me
"Faces in the Mirror"
Artwork by Cameron Gray
Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.
i completely lost my shit laughing at this
It’s a baby crocodile! OMG!